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Showing posts with label Texas Hold'em. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Texas Hold'em. Show all posts

Monday, June 2, 2008

Strip Poker- i love



What makes earning money hot is strip Poker. Strip Poker is an altogether different variation of the Poker card game. As the name suggests, players have to remove their clothing one by one according to occurrence of the events in their Poker. game. Most often, such a particular type of Poker game does not occur in reality. It ends up being an imagination of some players.

On the other hand, there are specific instances of occurrences of strip Poker game too. The main factor though is frequency of occurrence of such a game is very low. The most famous strip Poker production on record is National Lampoon's Strip Poker. WWE, Playboy, and other pin-up models took part in no-limit Texas Hold'em Poker competition.

The entire production and filming was at Hedonism II nudist resort in Negril, Jamaica. Later, Pay-Per-View aired it in 2005. Winner of the first episode was Playboy model Taylor Kennedy. Taylor stripped five other models completely naked to win the title. National Lampoon's Strip Poker was also the first title in National Lampoon's history to feature full frontal female nudity.

I actually play strip Poker with my boyfriend when i am feeling that funny feeling. It is a fun way of teasing each other. I also play it when i am with girlfriends for the sake if a clean fun. It not only make you bring home plenty of cash, it also enforces some kind of a unique bond between players. I have included the game rules for your convenience.

Game Rules

Strip Poker functions similar to that of any other variety of Poker game. You can play accordingly with number of players and adopt betting and dealing rules accordingly. Players form their own rules of the game for implementation at the end of a hand. Some of them include:

(1) Player with the best hand can remove a clothing of another player. This player can choose the player whose clothing needs shedding.

(2) Player with the worst hand has to remove a part of his clothing. Otherwise, player losing the maximum money in that particular round has to remove part of his clothing.

(3) Sometimes, player could trade a piece of his clothing for chips if he is in need of them.

(4) At the end, all players except the winner lose an article of their clothing or their full clothing.

(5) The game sometime continues until all players are in their nude.

(6) Sometimes, you can buy back your clothing when you earn back chips. Here, there is no long term or total loss of clothing. However, without such an occurrence, nudity is always on an increase throughout the game.

(7) Furthermore, game continues with losing players performing sexual acts after losing all their clothing.

Strip Poker could be an accepted and enjoyed form of fantasy game in certain specific cases:

Courtship: Willing partners agree to perform intimate acts as a part of the game. Most often, it is between two individuals only.

Mature Relationship: Mature partners could try adventurous ways of becoming more intimate with each other. It could be a way of introducing variety into their intercourse.

Recreation: Adults partake in the game without any intention of progressing towards sexual intercourse. Instead, it is plain recreation.

Partying: Some youth groups indulge in such partying acts.

Pornography: Pervert individuals take part in such pornographic display combining with their favorite games.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Why i love online poker...roar

A good friend of mine just recently asked me why i switched from playing table Poker to playing Online Poker. Well the fact of the matter is i did not really abandon the casino or the table Poker, it just so happens that i am kind of lazy nowadays to go out and play outside when i can play at the comfort of my own home, in my room and in bed to be specific.

If you are a great fan of table Poker then i should not see why you cannot be a great fan of Online Poker.

Poker is a popular game played around the world- but with the invention of the Internet, the game has become even more popular as a whole. All types of Poker styles, games, and tastes can be satisfied with the Internet- but what specific benefits do Online Poker players get or rather what do i get from playing Poker at home?

Hmmm... I do not know. Kidding! Well, If you are a fan of “ Poker night” with the guys, you know how much time that can be spent just setting the Poker table up for a game. There is the table, chips, cards, snacks, refreshments, chairs, and quite a few other variables that go into the setup. Thanks to the Internet, Poker players can enjoy an instant game of Poker whenever they want without having to go through the hassle of setting up.

When Poker players want Poker- by golly, they want Poker! There shouldn’t be an excuse for calling a game off because several people had “things come up,” and you get the call just before the Poker game starts. This happens to me all the time and i really hate it. It is actually one of the reasons why i have been playing Online Poker so i can completely avoid this kind of problem associated with Poker table.

If you aren’t keen on betting, there are plenty of places on the Internet that offer free Online Poker. This is a nice change from the real world, where many friends and family members would demand real money be played. With Online Poker- you choose if you are in the mood for risking your money or not!

Another benefit i really like in Online Poker is that it is global! It connects you to other Online Poker players from different countries and different cultures. Share ideas with them and without a doubt learn from them.

When you excel in playing Poker on the Internet, you will start opening opportunities for yourself. Many casinos who run Online Poker websites will offer prizes and cash to players that do well- but more importantly, they offer invites to real Online Poker tournaments. This is the perfect opportunity to show the world what you got in real life- and thanks to the Internet no less.

It will not make you less of a Poker player if you decide to play online. In fact, i think, well at times, Online Poker is more advisable than playing outside since it gives you more advantages, but in the end, it is still you who decides which is really better. As for me, it has to be Online Poker.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

POKER JOKES FOR THE POKER FACE



Take a break from your Poker face even just for a couple of minutes and read these Poker jokes i have collected for you. Have fun!

You know that you are a Poker addict when...

  • You play Poker at midnight at a local park with a homeless person sleeping next to you. -MadCool

  • You have no chips or small bills and decides to play Poker with business cards instead. -MadCool

  • You get carpal tunnel syndrome from it. -MadCool

  • You play poker everday -reck1ess---THIS IS BY FAR IS MY FAVORITE, DUH!

  • You can't sleep because your reviewing all your plays in ur mind. -reck1ess

  • You feel bad when you dont play. -reck1ess

  • You dont have any other hobbies except Poker. -reck1ess

  • You play Poker anywhere with anybody, even when you know you going to lose. -reck1ess


Blondie Plays Poker

Did ya hear about the blonde who brought a bag of frozen
french fries to a Poker game?
Someone told her to bring her own chips.

Hot Sauce

Three guys were challenged by a girl who said, "Whoever can make me scream the most gets $100. The white guy goes in and comes back out in a half hour and says, "Damn! I just couldn't make her scream." The black guy goes in for an hour but comes out saying, "Man, it is just not possible!" Finally the Chinese guy goes in with a smile on his face. He returns after 10 minutes and forty screams. Both the other guys say, "How in Hell did you do that?" "Me play old trick," he says, "put hot sauce on my Poker!

Playing Poker

A 12 year old boy comes home from school and walks into his parents' room. Mom and dad are in bed making love. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" His dad replies, "Playing Poker. Now get out of here." He goes to his older sister's room to find his sister and her boyfriend in bed making love. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" His sister replies, "Playing Poker. Now get out of here." He goes to his older brother's room and finds his brother masturbating. He asks his brother, "What are you doing?" His brother replies, "Playing Poker." The boy asks, "I thought that it takes two to play Poker." His brother replies, "Not if you have a good hand."

Friday Night Poker

A regular Friday night Poker game was still going strong well after midnight when one of the players returned from the bathroom with an urgent report. "Roger, listen," he told the host, "Walter's in the kitchen making love to your wife." "OK, that's it, guys," Roger said. "This is positively the last deal."

The Leprechaun

A guy was playing 10-20 Hold'em and was stuck about 300 dollars when he looked down beside the table and saw a little green leprechaun. "Quit playing Poker forever right now and I'll give you a pot of gold worth a million dollars.", said the little fellow. The player replied, "Let me get even first."

Hope you like it. More jokes to come next time!