POKER JOKES FOR THE POKER FACE

Take a break from your Poker face even just for a couple of minutes and read these Poker jokes i have collected for you. Have fun!

You know that you are a Poker addict when...

• You play Poker at midnight at a local park with a homeless person sleeping next to you. -MadCool


• You have no chips or small bills and decides to play Poker with business cards instead. -MadCool


• You get carpal tunnel syndrome from it. -MadCool


• You play poker everday -reck1ess---THIS IS BY FAR IS MY FAVORITE, DUH!


• You can't sleep because your reviewing all your plays in ur mind. -reck1ess


• You feel bad when you dont play. -reck1ess


• You dont have any other hobbies except Poker. -reck1ess


• You play Poker anywhere with anybody, even when you know you going to lose. -reck1ess

Blondie Plays Poker

Did ya hear about the blonde who brought a bag of frozen
french fries to a Poker game?
Someone told her to bring her own chips.

Hot Sauce

Three guys were challenged by a girl who said, "Whoever can make me scream the most gets $100. The white guy goes in and comes back out in a half hour and says, "Damn! I just couldn't make her scream." The black guy goes in for an hour but comes out saying, "Man, it is just not possible!" Finally the Chinese guy goes in with a smile on his face. He returns after 10 minutes and forty screams. Both the other guys say, "How in Hell did you do that?" "Me play old trick," he says, "put hot sauce on my Poker!

Playing Poker

A 12 year old boy comes home from school and walks into his parents' room. Mom and dad are in bed making love. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" His dad replies, "Playing Poker. Now get out of here." He goes to his older sister's room to find his sister and her boyfriend in bed making love. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" His sister replies, "Playing Poker. Now get out of here." He goes to his older brother's room and finds his brother masturbating. He asks his brother, "What are you doing?" His brother replies, "Playing Poker." The boy asks, "I thought that it takes two to play Poker." His brother replies, "Not if you have a good hand."

Friday Night Poker

A regular Friday night Poker game was still going strong well after midnight when one of the players returned from the bathroom with an urgent report. "Roger, listen," he told the host, "Walter's in the kitchen making love to your wife." "OK, that's it, guys," Roger said. "This is positively the last deal."

The Leprechaun

A guy was playing 10-20 Hold'em and was stuck about 300 dollars when he looked down beside the table and saw a little green leprechaun. "Quit playing Poker forever right now and I'll give you a pot of gold worth a million dollars.", said the little fellow. The player replied, "Let me get even first."

Hope you like it. More jokes to come next time!